These Hallo-weiner Dogs Are Here to Spook You Silly With Their Cuteness.

You want to know what’s better than dachshunds? Dachshunds in costume. We’re talking weiner dogs dressed as vampires, Batman and almost anything your heart could desire. These adorable puppies know how to properly celebrate a holiday, that’s for sure!

Start the engines, Jock!

A weeny butler will bring you a tray of teeny weenies.

This dasch is ready for the slopes.

Dracuhound.

Dachshund.

If this weenie dog had watched enough Looney Tunes, he would know not to buy products from Acme.

Your Halloween bbq is safe with the Doxie Brigade is on call.

Gone fishin’.

Werehound.

Somebody stop those monkeys!

Woof Van Wrinkle.

Ma dawgs!

The classic.

Now, that’s how you can be truly festive. These dogs know how to be the life of the party.

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