Children (And Adults), Avert Your Eyes! These Playgrounds Are The Worst.

Playgrounds are where kids can finally go outside and play without restriction. The sandbox, the swing set, and everything else found at playgrounds allow for kids to get exercise and learn to socialize.

That’s why the last thing you’d expect to see are some creepy (and often crude) fixtures at a playground. If kids are playing here, well…don’t let them.

1.) Does he need a bra?

2.) Well, he’s pretty happy with himself.

3.) Is he surprised, or happy to see me?

4.) Three headed…umm…ok.

5.) Wait is he a…CANNIBAL!?

6.) Hmm…there’s something wrong here.

7.) Because clowns weren’t creepy enough.

8.) I hope he wiped.

9.) In what universe is this a good idea?

10.) No, just no!

11.) The bear finally caught Goldilocks.

12.) Not the kind of contest you want to win.

13.) Umm, why?

14.) Nightmare time.

15.) This entrance is anything but…

16.) Umm, ok.

17.) Think the architect had to use the restroom?

18.) Revenge for Planet of the Apes?

19.) Wait, only one bosom?

(via BuzzFeed)

Many of these playgrounds can be found in Russia. Regardless of their locations, these designers had no idea what they were doing wrong or they’re just sick! Stay away, children!

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