I used to think it was scary that today’s kids are playing with iPads. However, after seeing just how terrifying toys used to be, I know that they’re much, much better off now. After getting a look at some of them, you’ll be wondering how anyone thought it was a good idea to give them to kids. Was the idea to make sure they never sleep again? Because I know I won’t.
Check them out!
1.) Gnome – Gnope!
2.) Clown Accordion – “Please kill me.”
3.) Toy Grenade – That face says it all.
4.) Clown Doll – As you can see, someone tried to blow it up already.
5.) Life-size Dolls – WHICH ONES ARE HUMAN?
6.) Mickey Mouse Gas Mask – Not necessarily a toy, but oodles of wartime fun.
7.) Foot-wheel Doll – That was my reaction to seeing the other toys too.
8.) Another Clown Doll – He can’t escape now–so why does he seem so confident?
9.) Masks – Maybe they were trying to get back at their toys by scaring them.
10.) Face Fold Doll – He was made in the dark.
11.) Altar Boy Doll – What has he seen?
12.) Football Player Doll – I know he’s an athlete, but I think he enjoys playing sports juuust a little too much.
13.) Yet Another Clown Doll – Is this one planning something with the others?
14.) What A Surprise! A Clown Doll! – Who thought clown dolls were a good idea? Wait–is this one alive?
15.) Baby Doll – “I know what would fix this doll right up, some clown makeup!” – a toymaker from the old days
I can’t help but feel like these toys ruined my childhood… and I didn’t even grow up playing with them. Looking at them is honestly enough to give you nightmares. I feel sorry for the kids who used to play with these.
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