Ever wonder why something was the way it was? Or have you ever had a question that you just didn’t know the answer to about your body? (I feel like most days I’m pondering many of life’s little questions only to forget why I wanted to know in the first place.) Well, these are some of the answers to life’s little mysteries that you’ve wondered about at least once in your life.
Burn it off.
If you say you haven’t done this, I don’t believe you.
Talk about a “coffee break.”
I’m wearing a diaper just in case.
Get some hair dye.
The age old question.
The reason you had a rough morning.
Good news for old people everywhere!
Who cut the cheese?
Somebody get the bucket.
Everybody does it.
We are all masochists deep down.
That explains it.
I’ve been doing this for years.
For those with allergies.
Tackling a taboo subject.
There you have it. All of life’s questions have been answered. There is nothing else to know or learn, so go out and live happily ever after, little puppies.
