Hide your kids! Hide your wife! Lock up the stale bread! The ducks are coming and they appear to have forgotten how to fly! We’ve all waited for a seemingly endless trail of ducklings following their mother to cross the road, or at least seen it happen on a cartoon, but this is ridiculous. If the video wasn’t obviously being taken from inside of a vehicle, it would be difficult to tell that there’s any road at all underneath the duck stampede. There must be hundreds, if not thousands of them! See what it’s like to get engulfed in a sea of waterfowl.
Honking won’t save you now.
Please do not feed the ducks (keep your head, hands, arms, legs, and feet inside the vehicle at all times).
THEY WALK AMONG US!
You might want to call the restaurant and let them know you’re going to be a little late.
If that wasn’t intense enough for you, check out the video.
No one seems to know where the ducks are going or what they’re quacking about. Perhaps they’re simply going to a pond for a swim, but maybe they’re headed for the White House! Just to be on the safe side, I, for one, welcome our new bird overlords. Share this post and show your friends the dangers of DWITVOD: driving while in the vicinity of ducks.
