Let’s talk about Halloween Hesitation. You know the feeling: you’re out trick-or-treating and you come to a house whose porch is dark. You’re not sure if they’re participating in the free-candy fest. There’s no decorations, no bright lights, and no bowl of candy on the porch.
Best case scenario: they just don’t like to decorate, but if you knock, you will receive a bounty of delicious candy. Worst case scenario: they hate Halloween and having fun.
Guess which camp these people are a part of.
1.) Good enough for me.
2.) The use of colors really communicates the message.
3.) Run, don’t walk, away.
4.) Not worth the risk.
5.) Unnecessary, but I applaud the craftsmanship involved in installing a trap door.
6.) Jeeze, I like my face the way it is. Kinda.
7.) Time to move to another town.
8.) Live wires are always a great way to ward off unwanted solicitors.
9.) That narrows it down quite a bit.
10.) This homeowner’s just trying to be real. Gotta respect that. Also, I doubt anyone would be mad answering the door if it was a girl scout cookie delivery.
(via: twentytwowords.com)
