If you don’t love bacon, that is your choice. This is America and you are free to do whatever you want… Just know that your choice is wrong because bacon is a heavenly delicious treat that was given to us by the gods.
Some people adore bacon so much they have gone out of their way to find new uses for bacon and new products that are bacon related. The more the merrier I say!
1.) The scent of man totally WOULD be bacon.
2.) Get that bacon from between your teeth with bacon floss.
3.) Sniff sniff…yum!
4.) A bacon suit for the well dressed man.
5.) Bacon evening wear.
6.) Taco Bell, adopt these taco shells immediately!
7.) Get the grease off of you with Bacon Soap.
8.) Bacon is for dessert now! Ice cream sandwiches.
9.) Bacon jewelry for any occasion.
10.) Just in case you ever wanted to kiss bacon.
11.) Bacon covered Oreos? Someone has been reading my diary.
12.) Professional business attire.
13.) I wonder if this will taste good with orange juice.
14.) Have bacon-y fresh breath all day.
15.) Homer Simpson would love this doughnut.
16.) Pick out that bacon with a bacon toothpick.
17.) Show up for a first date with these flowers and you’ll definitely win that lady’s heart.
18.) Just in case you secretly wanted bacon as a pet.
19.) For those who REALLY love bacon.
Annnnnddddd now I’m hungry. There’s just something about crispy, salty meat that very few people can resist. Share this post with your fellow bacon loving friends and then let’s all have a bacon party.
