People think the life of a model is all glamour shots and being famous. Well, what if I told you that it isn’t always as glamorous as it seems. All models have to start somewhere, and some of the places they start at are NOT pretty. I bet these people are thankful they aren’t doing this anymore.
1.) Accordion Pants
2.) Shredded Denim
3.) Lettuce Mouth
4.) Yeti Fresh
5.) Surfing The Net
6.) Plant Man
7.) Cactus Tongue
8.) Handy Man
9.) Whale Down Under
10.) Sad Balloon Animal
11.) Winnie The Pooh-Poohs
12.) Space Tube Men
13.) Big Mac Attack
14.) Red Hot Chili Pepper
15.) Man-Child
16.) Benjamin Button
17.) Nasal Drip
18.) Take This Shirt Off Of Me
19.) White Bread
20.) Disco Dude
21.) New York State Of Mind
22.) That’s Bologna
23.) Breakfast Babe
24.) This Sweater Is Eating Me
25.) Smooches
26.) Disney Mind Slave
27.) I Just Pooped
28.) I Really Just Pooped
29.) Lung Hand Me Down
30.) Smooches, Pt. 2
Hey, a check is a check. At least these people can say that they are professional models. That’s more than I can claim.
