You ever wish you had good way to get back at someone? Maybe there’s someone who slighted you or annoyed you. Maybe you just wish there was an anonymous way to let someone know what a crappy person they are. Well, have I got some good news for you.
Shitexpress.com is a brand new website that does something very special for its customers. Through this service, customers can pay for boxes of poop to be sent to people they don’t like.
This. Is. Real.
Shitexpress.com is revolutionizing how people are told they are disliked – just pay the fee and provide directions, and your worst enemies will have poop placed on their doorstep.
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Now you might be thinking, “They can’t use real poop, right?” Wrong. This website uses genuine animal poop. Because they care.
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You can even pick out which animal’s fecal matter you would like to send to people you despise. You want some pig poop sent to your unsuspecting enemies? You got it!
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Don’t worry, you won’t get your hands dirty in the process. Shitexpress.com ensures the anonymity of its customers through the use of crypto-currencies.
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This is the perfect holiday gift for the multitudes of people you can’t stand!
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(via: boredpanda.com)
Now that something like this exists, you definitely don’t want to be on anyone’s “shit list.”
