This Is The Strangest, Grossest, Most Confusing Candy Ever Made

A tube of black sugar sounds gross enough, but why not go the extra mile and pretend it’s someone’s bodily remains?

Not only do you have to pretend to eat sh*t, but you’re stuck with a pooping plastic bear forever afterwards.

Someone thought encouraging children to dip lollipops in toilets and then lick them was a good idea.

If Swedish fish are too normal for you, you can feast on fish guts and bones instead.

Even the word chum is gross.

This is the worst thing ever. BRB, gagging.

Japan, seriously. You need to stop. (Don’t ever stop.)

Nothing freshens your breath or brightens your smile like a ball of meat. Fake meat.

Well, it is known as “junk” food. Although this probably has less nutritional value than most actual garbage.

It’s chocolate covered espresso beans, which is fine. The name, though.

What has to be wrong with you to buy this?

I know candy cigarettes were a thing long ago, but at least this brand is honest.

Finger candy would be bad. French fry candy would be bad. But this unholy union of the two is so bad.