There are many phobias out there, some you may even be surprised to know is a phobia. When you think about it though, anything can be a phobia if you are super-unreasonably afraid of it. Here are a few phobias we found out we have just from looking at crap on the internet all day.
Pumaphobia: Fear that a puma will break into your house and then break your house.
Spidershoephobia: Fear that a spider has made your shoe his home and feasts on your feet flesh.
Spooky-wolfphobia: Fear that Death has taken the form of a dark wolf and stalks your every move.
Rebarphobia: Fear that a huge steel thing of rebar is narrowly about to fly right at your head at all times.
Nostalgiaphbia: Fear that a once beloved childhood friend still desperately pines for your attention and knows where you live.
Purple-goophobia: Fear that Ivan Ooze from the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers movie has flooded the streets with evil goo in the evilest shade of purple.
Cat-in-snake-phobia: Similar to ophidiophobia, which is fear of snakes, except this is where you’re afraid your cat is constantly in danger of being swallowed whole by a boa.
Deteriorating-grandparentphobia: Fear that your favorite peepaw is slowly decomposing into the earth without him knowing it.
This one isn’t so much a phobia. You might actually have something wrong with you if you don’t find whatever this is deeply and completely disturbing.
God…why?
Well now I have a lot to think about and work through with my therapist. If you wanna freak out your friends, give this a share on Facebook!
