I’ll admit I don’t have kids. However, I can tell from my sleep deprived friends they’re a bit of a handful. From taking care of their every need, to worrying about them all the time, being a parent is often a thankless job that you won’t believe your parents went through. That’s why you need to cherish every minute of nap time you get when you finally put your kid to asleep.
“But how do you do that without waking them up?” We’re glad you asked.
First, try putting them down on the middle of the bed, and doing a little rock ‘n roll.
Second, scout the creaky boards in the room, giving yourself the precise footholds to avoid that horrible sound when leaving.
Third, when all else fails, don’t move. We hear children, like T-Rexs, can only see movement!
Finally, when all else fails, dive for the goal line!
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If this doesn’t help you out, you’re on your own. All I know is that before my little one gets born, you’ll see my working on my ninja moves!