If there’s one thing we all took away from 1996’s The Nutty Professor, it’s that women be shoppin’. Men be shoppin’ too, of course, but they seem to be a lot less happy about it. Who would like being forced to shop for hours on end? An Instagram account named @miserable_men is dedicated to featuring some of the most miserable shopping companions in the world. Some of these guys look so unhappy, you would have thought they had been dragged to Hell, not the mall. (I suppose if you don’t like shopping, there isn’t a difference.) It’s hard to laugh at other people’s suffering, but, boy, do the men in these pictures make it easy. Stay strong, guys.
1. Take it easy, man. It can’t be THAT bad.
2. Maybe it is. Looks like he’s seen some shit in his day.
3. Yikes.
4. Shopping is a flat circle.
5. The only way to get through it is to stick together.
6. With any one or thing.
7. Or you can just wait.
8. And wait.
9. And wait.
10. And–ooh, sweet ink!
11. They look like they’re trying to figure out who would get eaten first.
12. They weren’t just drinking Kool-Aid, were they?
13. This baby has gotten a look at his future and he does not like what he sees.
14. *Sigh*
15. *SIGH*
16. “Six more minutes and then I’m gone. I don’t care if she has to walk home.”
17. You can’t tell, but he’s on his eighth serving of meatballs.
18. “Don’t look at the bras, don’t look at the bras, don’t look at the bras, don’t look at the bras…”
19. “Wish we had some bras to look at.”
20. Stars, they really are just like us!
(via lifebuzz, @miserable_men) Cheer up, fellas. It’s not like your time on earth is finite or anything. Share this post using the button below.