Now that going to church and the time spent with family is over, Christmas can finally begin! It’s time to peel off those last pieces of wrapping paper, open up those boxes, and really enjoy the gifts you received. Before you get too lost in your new smart phones, computers, and pajamas, check out what other people got for Christmas this year. The only way to truly assess the greatness of your gifts is to compare them to the most epic ones of 2014. Sorry in advance to anyone who thought the singing scarf they got from Aunt Tracy would be considered epic.
Crocheted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Game of Thrones Phone Charger
Fisher-Price Castle
Sweater Onesie
Hand-crafted Beer Tote
$100,000 a Year for 20 Years
Sibling Cardboard Cutout
Fossil Found in Backyard
Personalized Bobble Head
Mini Museum
Humongous Cat
Condiment Gun
Moose Antler Art
Money Wreath
“Drop the Base” Chemistry T-Shirt
PlayStation Onesie
Steel-forged Squid
Giant Puppy
Li’l USMC Vehicle
Window Bird Feeder
Tootsie Roll Rappers Filled with Cash
I need to start hanging out with these families. Next year, I want an even bigger dog…one preferably wearing its own PlayStation onesie.