What happens behind closed doors is your business, right? Wrong. Despite what you may think about the laws regarding sex in this country, there are a lot of things you can and cannot do. Many people aren’t aware of these bizarre and meaningless laws in our country, so if you needed a refresher, here we go. (Sorry to burst your bubbles.)
Alabama
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Incestuous marriages are legal.
Arkansas
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Flirtation and “lascivious banter” between men and women on the streets may result in a 30-day jail term.
Tennessee
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Students may not hold hands in school.
New York
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Adultery is illegal in New York.
Kentucky
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It is illegal for “dogs to molest property or people.”
Michigan
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In Flint, MI, low-riding pants that expose underwear are a Class B offense. If they expose butt cleavage, they’re a Class A offense.
Washington
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If you give a sex worker a ride to work, your car can be confiscated.
Georgia
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All sex toys are illegal.
California
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In Walnut, CA, no man is allowed to dress like a woman without the sheriff’s permission.
Alaska
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Moose are banned from having sex in the city streets. If you see it happening, you must arrest them.
Nebraska
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You can’t get married if you have gonorrhea, so go get that taken care of.
South Carolina
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If a man promises to marry a woman and she sleeps with him, the marriage must take place.
Illinois
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If you sell a reptile, you must give a written warning not to “nuzzle or kiss” them.
Iowa
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Kisses in public are not allowed to last longer than 5 minutes.
Indiana
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It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
Make sure you aren’t doing any of these things in these states. If you do, you might end up in the slammer. Have fun explaining to your friend or mom why you need bail money.