What happens behind closed doors is your business, right? Wrong. Despite what you may think about the laws regarding sex in this country, there are a lot of things you can and cannot do. Many people aren’t aware of these bizarre and meaningless laws in our country, so if you needed a refresher, here we go. (Sorry to burst your bubbles.)
Arkansas
Flirtation and “lascivious banter” between men and women on the streets may result in a 30-day jail term.
Michigan
In Flint, MI, low-riding pants that expose underwear are a Class B offense. If they expose butt cleavage, they’re a Class A offense.
California
In Walnut, CA, no man is allowed to dress like a woman without the sheriff’s permission.
Alaska
Moose are banned from having sex in the city streets. If you see it happening, you must arrest them.
South Carolina
If a man promises to marry a woman and she sleeps with him, the marriage must take place.
Illinois
If you sell a reptile, you must give a written warning not to “nuzzle or kiss” them.
Make sure you aren’t doing any of these things in these states. If you do, you might end up in the slammer. Have fun explaining to your friend or mom why you need bail money.