There is no shortage of cute dog pictures on the Internet. But as friends of people with chihuahuas know, not all dogs are created equally cute. Dogs often have faces only a mother could love. For the sake of truth, we compiled pictures of dogs that you won’t see at Westminster this Thanksgiving.
This guy almost looks like a character in a Mike Judge cartoon.
This dog could pick his nose with his own tooth if he wanted.
The Crazy Eyes of the dog world.
I’ve seen roadkill prettier than this guy.
This dog looks like he has people hair glued all over him.
This dog has stolen many souls.
I think this just might be a mutated seal of some sort.
It’s great that this guy is happy to see you, but maybe don’t let him get too close.
I imagine this dog lives underneath the back seat of the car behind him.
This is not a dog. This is a pile of skin someone left on the floor.
Someone glued a bunch of fur to a Maui tiki mask.
Maybe this guy wouldn’t look so bad if he didn’t have a belt from Hot Topic around his neck.
It’s probably good that this picture is so blurry.
I honestly was just about to congratulate the guy for getting to hold the E.T puppet, but nevermind.
Wait. Is this dog running for office? Hopefully there isn’t a televised debate.
Aww. I’m sorry you’re so ugly, boy. It’s not your fault humans played God with your genealogy.
I imagine this is Tim Burton’s dog. It has to be, right?
Maybe this dog isn’t really that ugly. Perhaps the pool is just really cold?
Behold, the ugliest dog of them all.
No matter how strange these dogs look, one thing is certain: they all have hearts of gold.