Oh, Larry.
He’s our favorite crotchety old radio personality. His career spans decades and his popularity has hardly ever waned. However, with great longevity comes age. Larry King is 80 years old and still kicking. Larry himself even out-ages some of the oldest inventions. Here are just a few things he is older than.
1) Velcro
2) Helicopters
3) Microwave Ovens
4) Duct Tape
5) Juke Boxes
6) LSD
7) Monopoly
8) Kevlar
9) Frisbee
10) Post It Notes
11) Ballpoint Pens
12) Hacky Sack
13) Canned Beer
14) Hula Hoops
15) Diet Soda
16) Calculators
17) Bikinis
18) Credit Cards
19) M&M’s
20) Disposable Diapers
21) Cake Mix
22) Elmer’s Glue
23) Slinky
I can’t wait until I’m 80. Then, I’ll have some snarky punk in their 20’s write an article about how old I am. Until then, FOREVER YOUNG! I WANT TO BE FOREVER YOUNG!
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