If you ever read the reviews section of Amazon.com or Yelp, you know that things can get pretty insane when people talk about the things they love or hate. Some of the most useless products get insanely great reviews. Some of the most amazing items get torn to shreds. Some of the reviews are just plain sassy, and the people who wrote them went on a serious sass attack. These reviews fall into the third camp. They’re just too sassy for their own good.
This review is for a laptop tray that connects to your steering wheel.
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You may or may not want to eat at the Chinese restaurant.
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Try not to go to prison, everyone.
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Who knew Swiss Army Knives could be so expensive? (It was $1,400)
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This is an odd review for a wristwatch.
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This is what you get when you try to sell a UFO detector.
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Who reviews milk?!
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Who knew you could review a park?
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This is for a bubble popping calendar.
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The appropriate review for string.
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This Post Office got a pretty harsh review.
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A banana slicer is a product?
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A sad review of a vacation destination.
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This creepy frog lawn ornament got a unique review.
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Well, those were certainly unique, to say the least. The next time you feel the need to write a review, please be as imaginative as these people. It’ll make for some great entertainment.
