Hooray for showers! Showers are that beautiful moment of every day where you get to hang out all alone in a steamy little cocoon of cleanliness. Once you emerge, you feel like a proper human, thanks to your collection of carefully chosen, perfectly scented soaps. (I know I’m not the only one who carefully examines each soap in the store, looking for the one with the scent that evokes just the right memories. Right? Anybody?) Then there are these.
If you’re someone who likes novelties and decorating, these are perfect for you. You can set your bathroom up to look like a beachy getaway, an homage to gaming, or a terrifying hospital room. Whatever really says “you.” They also make great gag gifts.
1. Popsicle Soap
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Mean trick time! Is it wrong that that’s the first place I go?
2. Donut Soap
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Here’s another mean trick soap if you’re that kind of person.
3. Oreo Soap
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They’re a bit off for a nice soapy prank, but they’re still super cute!
4. Heart Soap
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I don’t see how this wouldn’t be a romantic Valentine’s Day gift, do you?
5. Drumstick Soap
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If you like chicken so much, you want to smell it all the time. Actually, I don’t know if this smells like chicken, but I hope it does.
6. Brass Knuckles Soap
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Sure it looks funny, but not only would it never hold up in a fight (unless you want your opponent’s face to be really clean), it doesn’t look like it would survive one shower.
7. iPhone Soap
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DO NOT mix this up with your actual phone.
8. Rock Soap
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Here’s another soap you’d rather not mix up with the real thing, although you could use them to make a cool Zen garden motif in your shower.
9. Baby Hand Soap
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If you don’t have a deep, fundamental issue with rubbing a baby hand all over yourself, we’re not gonna be friends.
10. Baby Head Soap
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Oh yeah, that’s a lot better. At least it’s not a realistic color
11. Eyeball Soap
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Hard to hold onto, I imagine, but lightyears better than the baby hand soap.
12. Popcorn Soap
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You don’t have to worry about anyone confusing this for actual popcorn, but, like the eyeballs, it seems like it would be annoying to use.
13. Corndog Soap
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Is the “mustard” soap too? If it’s shampoo you could have a whole bath set.
14. Controller Soap
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There’s a surprising amount of controller-shaped soap on the market, but most are solid color and lack the realism of this one.
15. Controller Soap II
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Some people like the retro look…
16. Wii Soap
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…and some people like to be more on the modern end of things.
17. Poop Soap
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Get this is you don’t want anyone to come to your house again ever.
18. Syringe Soap
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It’s probably an eye dropper. Free eye dropper!
19. Denture Soap
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Yeah, we all thought about that, too. Real mature.
20. Magic Lamp Soap
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I’m glad this is just soap. Think of how embarrassing it would be to have a genie appear in your shower.
21. Mouse Soap
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Yet another soap you don’t want to mix up with its real-life counterpart.
22. Actual Mouse Soap
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It’s the color choice that really drives this one home.
23. Toast Soap
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Is that supposed to be cheese or butter? Either way, don’t put it in your mouth.
24. Finger Soap
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You know, you could combine these and the eyeballs in a dish, along with the syringe soap and voila, your bathroom is now a nightmarish lair for a mad doctor.
25. Grenade Soap
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The box already made the joke I was going to make. I’m sorry. I got nothing.
(Via FullPunch)
Why would you ever go with boring old liquid body wash when you can lather up with a grenade and a severed finger?
