I Would Never Buy These Bizarre Vintage Products, Even If I Did Live Back Then

Gak, POGS, you don’t have to look very far into our past to find some super strange products. That said, it certainly seems like the further you go back, the weirder the items you come across are. Tamagotchis might seem like a weird thing to carry around with you now, but it’s a lot better than a “TV Helmet” that you’d have a difficult time getting into any building that doesn’t have a loading dock. I don’t know who was buying the products below back in the day, but I sure wish I could have met them.

(via Distractify)

Okay, the bacon you can cook is a pretty great idea. I’d definitely buy that. Okay, fine, and The Poker Face. I’ve got to pay for the Reddi-Bacon somehow.