Giving the love of your life a perfect marriage proposal is tricky business. Not only do you want your significant other to say yes, but you want the moment to be absolutely perfect and absolutely them. Every person who is about to propose has played the moment over and over in their heads after hours of planning… Except for these people. Instead of planning out their proposal in a thoughtful and special way, it seems that they just winged it. Saying yes to an awkward and cringeworthy like this is definitely a bad idea.
1.) What a delicious proposal.
2.) Don’t trust your friends to do it for you.
3.) This is a good way to cause a wreck, not begin a marriage.
4.) … okay, this is almost impressive.
5.) NO NO NO NO NO.
6.) I hope this is a joke.
7.) … sigh.
8.) This could have been SO GOOD.
9.) How does she say yes? Order popcorn chicken?
10.) It’s kind of worth it for her heart attack.
11.) I don’t think she’ll appreciate this less-than-flattering photo.
12.) His face will be SO red if she says no.
13.) I think I’d prefer a ring.
14.) Is there an emoji for “disappointed and depressed?”
15.) Yes, pizza, I WILL marry you.
16.) BRB, let me pee before I answer.
17.) Trashy is the new classy.
18.) You just failed so hard, Duke fan.
19.) Cut your hair and put on a shirt. Then, maybe.
20.) Rocks… they say what we’re too afraid to.
21.) I wonder how many women said no to this interesting offer.
22.) The effort is nice, but the execution is more than a little strange.
23.) I take that back. THIS is strange.
24.) Ohhhhh duuuddddeeee. No.
25.) Mild… just like your romance.
26.) This was almost perfect, until it wasn’t.
Hopefully these people found a way to have a “happily ever after” ending (even if their marriage began by sticking a ring into a chicken sandwich).
