eBay is a cool place because it makes everyone in the world both a shopper and a vendor. As convenient as it makes things though, there are so many people on there that you are bound to come across some weirdos. The words “buyer beware” could not be truer when it comes to eBay.
Behold the expert weirdness that is eBay user latrobeatmistral’s page. The things this guy are fairly normal—a few wave a solar power converters and a back hoe, but how he sells it is quite bizarre indeed. Couldn’t he just have used normal pictures?
Need a solar power inverter? Cool! eBay user latrobeatmistral cheerfully invites you to take it from the deathly clutches of this creepy mannequin.
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You see! This could be you with your Pure Sine Wave Power Inverter, drumming your cold, plastic fingers on the box with a vacant expression on your face that has clearly never owned a soul.
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“If I could only find a way to unplug humans.”
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Now he has put his darling mannequin astride what appears to be a death machine he wishes to sell you.
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This backhoe is a great tool for digging your grave!
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Look at her go! Buy this backhoe or say goodbye to your loved ones!
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The mannequin hopes that through biodegradation your body will eventually be transferred into energy for the Earth, just like the fine products latrobeatmistral is selling do with waves and the sun.
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So many questions. First of all, why? Why?? A thousand times, why??? Does the mannequin come with the solar batteries and backhoe? Also where’d he get this mannequin? Was it on eBay?
