Thanksgiving is just 2 weeks away! Aren’t you excited? I feel like I’ve annoyed my co-workers about Thanksgiving for about a month now, but it’s finally almost here!
One of my favorite Thanksgiving traditions is, of course, the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. When you think about it, it’s kind of a weird thing we do every year. Companies trot out these huge, expensive, inflatable monsters that represent current trends in pop culture. Actually, a lot of people don’t know this, but before we had popular cartoons and whatnot, the parade used to look like a monster movie. I guess we didn’t know what to make the floats out of back then, so we turned to our nightmares.
This is a toy soldier with an a-bomb shaped tumor coming out of his head. Hooray, Thanksgiving!
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“Mmm…delicious parade goers and gravy!” says the giant creepy clown.
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This is like that scene in Ghostbusters when all the ghosts escape.
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Here, a mob of brave New Yorkers tether down one of the extraterrestrials from Alien.
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Hey, it’s Scary-Backwards-Man! We love Scary-Backwards-Man!
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The creepiest part about this is that Halloween was over by the time this was taken. Get out of here, Jack!
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I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a man, or giant pickle in a white suit?
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I don’t even want to know what this clown has publicly done to make him feel so ashamed.
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I don’t want even wanna touch this.
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Is that supposed to be James Lipton?
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You thought NYPD were bad now…
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My parents were children when this happened. This probably explains why they don’t like visiting me in NYC.
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Why did cartoon characters look like cave-monsters before Mickey Mouse came around?
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Ominous.
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We seriously gotta stop with the clowns, guys.
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This definitely looks like things that would fight Godzilla. Or maybe things Tim Burton dreams after eating a lot of turkey. Either way, I’m glad we have a more normal, corporate-sponsored parade to watch every year.
