Wrangling our cats and dogs into obedience is much easier said than done. Sure, they might learn “Sit!” and “No!” well enough, but when it comes to “Please don’t throw my makeup in the toilet,” they are suddenly clueless.
And even when we catch them in the act, they still try to pull a fast one on us with their adorable, innocent faces. It’s just too bad they’re all so bad at lying. Of course we forgive them, but only because they look so silly our hearts can’t help but melt.
1. “Nope, haven’t seen your lipstick anywhere.”
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2. “We definitely don’t own a cat. No cats here at all.”
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3. “I have no idea how this happened.”
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4. “Nutella? Never heard of it.”
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5. “Oh this old thing? I bought it from a small boutique you’ve probably never heard of.”
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6. “I was just looking for some gum, I swear.”
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7. “We were just making sure the food was still there.”
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8. “Yep, the cats got into their food all on their own again.”
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9. “Oh, I thought this was just where you kept your things.”
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10. “Teddy bear did it. I don’t even like peanut butter!”
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11. “I am a lap dog.”
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12. “I haven’t been practicing my smile at all, thank you.”
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13. “Check out my new wheels.”
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14. “The hole was here when I found it. WHAT’S IT TO YOU?”
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15. “I can tell you that this definitely is NOT milk.”
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16. “Nope. Wasn’t me.”
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17. “This is 100% my natural hair color.”
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18. “I honestly don’t know what those things are.”
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19. “I wonder if she connected the dots. Nahhh, no way.”
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Sorry guys, unlike you, were not that gullible. In fact, did you know that gullible isn’t in the dictionary??
