19 Awesomely Aggressive Windshield Notes You Should Totally Use

Welcome to Windshield Diaries, the greatest exposé of notes left on cars that couldn’t bother to take up just one parking space. For all the number of times this happened to me, I dearly wish I knew about these long ago.

From a peanut butter finger painted message to an army of angry potatoes, there’s plenty of ways to vent your anger when you’re boxed into your spot. These 19 photos will definitely give you some inspiration, so the bad parkers among us better watch out!


1. We don’t want another Spud uprising on our hands, do we?


2. I wonder if they’ll throw him a party, too.


3. That’s a resolution worth keeping.


4. I like games…


5. On the bright side…free peanut butter.


6. Hella creepy.


7. Well, it worked…once.


8. “That’s what you get!”


9. Why’d you make my cat grumpy?


10. Optimus Prime does not like you.

HD Hidden Security Camera only $39.99