Do women ever wonder what the heck their significant other thinks when they do something goofy? As in, “how in the world could he think this is a good idea?” I bet they wonder all the time. However, little did they know that there’s a rhyme and a reason to these subtle acts of Dude Logic. At least that’s what we think…right?
That’s why we’re giving everyone a glimpse into men’s logic with the 16 best examples. From what our thoughts on meat are to our fascination with powerboats, it’s about time you finally understood why men are from Mars…and women don’t want to visit.
1. We’re just waiting for KFC to invent the chicken-bun hotdog.
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2. 0 minutes on shampoo. 30 minutes on selecting a craft beer.
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3. Lesson learned: never do anything halfway.
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4. I consider this a test of my manhood.
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5. I stick to the basic Crayon box, and that’s just fine with me.
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6. Girls, would you (really) rather it another way?
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7. TV speakers…what’s that?
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8. Either the answer is yes, or this didn’t happen.
9. Either way, I’ll talk to you.
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10. Powerboat RPM = manliness rating.
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11. Grow up…unless you’re talking about the time I cried after the Patriots Superbowl.
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12. It’s a tough world, but someone’s got to live in it.
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13. But she gave me the thumbs up…
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14. Because alcohol solves every problem.
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15. (Maniacal laugh)
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16. Side note, they weren’t always empty…
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(via Guff)
You now had a peek into the subject every guy knows by heart: Dude Logic 101. Just make sure to use your powers for good!
