Men often have a hard time understanding women. There tends to be a complex communication gap between the genders, especially between partners in a relationship or marriage. This doesn’t have to always be complicated, as a man should really just listen to what the other person has to say.
However, the odds of this happening are not great. In the case of an on-the-fly discussion and/or argument with the opposite sex, the following examples will guide you in the best way possible.
1. Just not with you.
2. Because Marge taught him well.
3. A women scorned.
4. Umm, what?
5. Husband material.
6. Mind readers, we are not.
7. Liar, liar, pants…dresses on fire.
8. Shocker.
9. Sounds like a great little Saturday.
10. For every thing you fail at…I’ll remember.
11. How slow is your watch?
12. Two can play at this game.
13. No one made you order a salad for dinner.
14. Why have I seen more Notebook-ish movies than you?!
15. Same goes with luggage.
(via Guff)
I truly wish you good luck in your conversations. Remember to listen first…or else.