Our pets are as much a part of our family as our parents and siblings. We love them unconditionally and wouldn’t want anything bad to ever happen to them. But at the same time, they also tend to get on our nerves with their almost criminally annoying behaviors. And they never seem to learn.
Well, maybe it’s time we think about locking them up. I’m sure some time in the clink will make these cuties reconsider their heinous offenses.
2. CRIME: Catnip Trafficking
PRIORS: Illegal Possession of Catnip, Breaking and Entering Cabinet
5. CRIME: Destruction of Last Roll of Toilet Paper
PRIORS: Misdemeanor Mouse Assault
6. CRIME: Public Catnip Intoxication
PRIORS: Disorderly Conduct with Curtains, Meowing Noise Complaint
7. CRIME: Breaking and Entering Refrigerator
PRIORS: Grand Turkey Leg Larceny, Backyard Parole Violation
8. CRIME: Inciting a Barking Riot
PRIORS: Attempted Treat Robbery, Perjury Under Oath
9. CRIME: First Degree Squirrel Homicide
PRIORS: Mouse Homicide, Tampering With Deceased Mouse Body
10. CRIME: Impersonating a Lap Dog
PRIORS: Destruction of Outdoor/Floral Property
Note: No animals were actually incarcerated for the making of this post.
As tempting as it is to turn Fido and Fluffy in to the Feds, those big dumb eyes of theirs always seem to make us forget what we were so mad about in the first place.